In the market for a real owl…

12-year old: Mom, we should get one of those fake owls to scare away the pigeons on our roof.

Me: Yeah, we could. But they don’t really work.

12-year old: Why don’t they work?

Me: Well, eventually the pigeons figure out the owl is fake and they lay their eggs on its head.

12-year old: Well, let’s just get a real owl, then.