{"id":2872,"date":"2006-01-19T15:38:31","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T22:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2872"},"modified":"2006-01-19T15:38:31","modified_gmt":"2006-01-19T22:38:31","slug":"apologies_to_my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2872","title":{"rendered":"Apologies to my mother&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry, mom. But I have to post this. It is just so funny. It&#8217;s <em>make-any-day-better<\/em> funny. It&#8217;s <em>who-cares-my-son-carved-his-name-into-my-bed-and-wiped-boogers-on-the-wall <\/em>funny. <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s also a little gross. And a tad sacreligious. So consider yourself warned. When you&#8217;re viewing it, please remember that I live with BOYS. Gross, silly boys.<\/p>\n<p>I recommend video number 4 (you might have to watch a Discovery Channel commercial before they play it for ya).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ifilm.com\/viralvideo\/collection\/fartingpreacher\">Funny, funny preacher video.<\/a><a href=\"Funny,%20funny%20preacher%20video.\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry, mom. But I have to post this. It is just so funny. It&#8217;s make-any-day-better funny. It&#8217;s who-cares-my-son-carved-his-name-into-my-bed-and-wiped-boogers-on-the-wall funny.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}