{"id":2853,"date":"2006-02-23T09:50:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-23T16:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2853"},"modified":"2006-02-23T09:50:13","modified_gmt":"2006-02-23T16:50:13","slug":"curses_to_my_se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2853","title":{"rendered":"Curses to my sense of duty&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I be a big flake? Why, why, why? Why do I have this darned sense of duty that always forces me to do the right thing. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotten myself into a big one and not sure if I can get out of it. Maybe I&#8217;ll get the flu tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I have 48 hours to find moon boots, a curly brown wig, aviator glasses, and learn the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/napoleon\">Napoleon Dynamite dance.<\/a> And then I have to perform it at a church party. Tomorrow night. On a stage. In front of people.<\/p>\n<p>Save me. <\/p>\n<p>Do you have a cold? Come and cough into my cereal. Please.<\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=292,height=221,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/napoleondynamitepube.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Napoleondynamitepube\" height=\"151\" alt=\"Napoleondynamitepube\" src=\"https:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/ponderings\/images\/napoleondynamitepube.jpg\" width=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I be a big flake? Why, why, why? Why do I have this darned sense of duty that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}