{"id":2837,"date":"2006-03-14T14:26:18","date_gmt":"2006-03-14T21:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2006-03-14T14:26:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-14T21:26:18","slug":"boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2837","title":{"rendered":"Boredom&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bored.<\/p>\n<p>I have a puking kid.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t feel like cleaning the bathrooms.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Blogthings.com, for giving me some meaningless entertainment. Did you know that my <strong>Pimp Name<\/strong> is:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"350\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#999999\"><span face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black\"><strong>Your Pimp Name Is&#8230;<\/strong> <\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#cccccc\"><center><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/images.blogthings.com\/pimpnamegenerator\/girl.jpg\" width=\"100\" \/><\/center><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><center><strong>Foxxy Skillz<\/strong><\/center><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/pimpnamegenerator\/\">What&#8217;s Your Pimp Name?<\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<p>Kind of appropriate, considering my affinty for Napoleon (I got skillzzzz).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bored. I have a puking kid. I don&#8217;t feel like cleaning the bathrooms. Thank you, Blogthings.com, for giving me&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}