{"id":2801,"date":"2006-05-29T10:23:34","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T17:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2801"},"modified":"2006-05-29T10:23:34","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T17:23:34","slug":"a_true_story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2801","title":{"rendered":"A true story&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I live in a pig sty. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>We moved our entertainment center, and Oh. My. Goodness. We found an egg shell (yellow &amp; blue, from Easter apparently), 7 pieces of ABC gum (that&#8217;s Already Been Chewed), two apple cores (nicely dehydrated, thank goodness for dry heat), half of a lime (again, dehydrated), several Go-Gurt wrappers and corn dog sticks, various and sundry candy wrappers, and about 1,296 very dusty legos.<\/p>\n<p>UGH. I flipped a lid and made my kids pick it all up. It&#8217;s typical, though. Kids aren&#8217;t supposed to eat in front of the TV (family rule), but they sneak food and then to get rid of the evidence, they stuff it under the furniture. Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>I hate to think what&#8217;s under the couch. Oy!<\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=700,height=705,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/gum.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Gum\" height=\"503\" alt=\"Gum\" src=\"https:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/ponderings\/images\/gum.jpg\" width=\"500\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live in a pig sty. Seriously. We moved our entertainment center, and Oh. My. Goodness. We found an egg&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}