{"id":2693,"date":"2007-02-09T12:54:44","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T19:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2693"},"modified":"2007-02-09T12:54:44","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T19:54:44","slug":"to_the_thief_wh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2693","title":{"rendered":"To the thief who stole from me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the thief (or thieves) who walked into my garage and got into my van and stole 40 CDs and 20 DVDs&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you enjoy listening to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir&#8217;s recording of <em>The Messiah<\/em>. Maybe you&#8217;ll also enjoy the Indigo Girls, the soundtrack to Moulin Rouge, the Dixie Chicks&#8230;I&#8217;m totally sure that&#8217;s the kind of music you&#8217;re in to. Yeah, I can see you rockin&#8217; out in right now to &quot;And the Glory of the Lord.&quot; And enjoy my sons&#8217; DVDs&#8230;since I know your kind of fun is watching Disney movies. There&#8217;s nothing like a little Hercules to get you going, ya know? Maybe some Mulan? Well, enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the thief (or thieves) who walked into my garage and got into my van and stole 40 CDs and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}