12-year old: Mom, we should get one of those fake owls to scare away the pigeons on our roof.<\/p>\n
Me: Yeah, we could. But they don’t really work.<\/p>\n
12-year old: Why don’t they work?<\/p>\n
Me: Well, eventually the pigeons figure out the owl is fake and they lay their eggs on its head.<\/p>\n
12-year old: Well, let’s just get a real owl, then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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