{"id":2535,"date":"2008-03-06T09:06:19","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T16:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2008-03-06T09:06:19","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T16:06:19","slug":"zombified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2535","title":{"rendered":"Zombified&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why oh why do smoke alarms only freak out in the middle of the night? All of ours had a party last night (for the 3rd time in 6 months) at 2:30 a.m thanks to hard-wiring&#8230;.and we had no idea which one had the low battery because we didn&#8217;t hear any of them chirping. After 1 middle-of-the-night trip to Walgreens and 5 batteries later, we had peace. Then I could not go back to sleep. I started worrying about everything. And my ears hurt (seriously, physically hurt&#8230;those smoke alarms are LOUD).<\/p>\n<p>And now, here&#8217;s for the shocker. I got up &amp; showered this morning&#8230;did not go back to bed despite the temptation. I have too much to do. So I had an Excedrin and a Yoplait for breakfast, and I&#8217;m ready to go.<\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=320,height=240,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/2008\/03\/06\/picture_209.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Picture_209\" height=\"240\" alt=\"Picture_209\" src=\"https:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/ponderings\/images\/2008\/03\/06\/picture_209.jpg\" width=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Sort of. I think there&#8217;s more Excedrin in my future today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why oh why do smoke alarms only freak out in the middle of the night? All of ours had a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}