{"id":2459,"date":"2008-09-24T17:49:15","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T00:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2008-09-24T17:49:15","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T00:49:15","slug":"i-promise-i-know-how-to-use-a-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/?p=2459","title":{"rendered":"I promise I know how to use a computer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and that I am not a total idiot. Usually. I got a phone call this a.m. from the sub-coordinator for the district, and she said, &quot;Why aren&#39;t you at your job today?&quot; I said, &quot;Huh? Wha??&quot; She told me I had accepted a subbing job for today, and school had started and I wasn&#39;t there. Panic attack! Yesterday I logged into the sub system &amp; saw a job, ran upstairs to get my planner, and when I came back the job was gone&#8230;I thought someone else had taken it. It turned out that my computer decided in my absence to accept the job for me&#8230;or the subbing pixies are conspiring against me&#8230;who knows. So I got ready in 5 minutes flat and high-tailed it over to the school&#8230;and spent my day subbing middle-school art. And I felt like a complete idiot for apparently not knowing how to use the sub system&#8230;oy!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d83451cff869e2010534d34fe2970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Picture 378\" class=\"at-xid-6a00d83451cff869e2010534d34fe2970c\" src=\"https:\/\/dinastamps.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d83451cff869e2010534d34fe2970c-320wi\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and that I am not a total idiot. Usually. I got a phone call this a.m. from the sub-coordinator for&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinawakley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}